HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND A GREAT WEEKEND 
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND A GREAT WEEKEND
]]>"Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
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I hope I can trust you enough to keep a secret Jen Belle and I went to a farm shop today its one my aunt loves but I just had to go as they serve the most amazing pies there along with some tasty bits and bobs too and my aunt was working today so we headed off to meriden and had a good rootle about in the shop stocked up on some posh grub and headed home before my aunt finished work she has often said that if she finds out we have been there without us then she will disown us hehehe I know it is said in jest really but just on the safe side just keep it between the two of us me and the rest of blogland
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or is this the real reason??
]]>The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.
Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."
The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."
The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.
The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.
"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.
]]> I hate that I am like this I never used to be like it I bet Jen thinks she married a right miserable old git at times! I got there and went into the security guard who was standing in the doorway/!?! when did this happen? I remember the days when I used to go into a job centre and there was a lovely friendly receptionist sitting there only too happy to help but now we have something out of gorillas in the mist only less helpful and less communicative too he grunted and motioned towards a chair so I took it as some sort of invitation to sit down either that or he wanted me to eat it with him?? anyhow after a while a lovely lady called my name and I hobbled to her desk. She explained that she could send me to a company that specialises in disabilities and getting people back to work and I said that would be ideal she said I would have an appointment through in 3 - 4 weeks which I thanked her for and she practically fell over herself to help me giving me a number to ring to help get belle into nursery or school etc and telling me about all the benefits I could apply for etc etc I thanked her for her time and help and she said she wished me the best that was amazing I was petrified before I went in too blergh I really have to overcome this self hatred and ground zero self worth! Anyhow its good news by the looks of it on the job front this lady said that the company is really good and they will have no trouble getting me something wooo hooo so you see I am not that useless blob that I thought I was hmm or maybe I am and they will be able to use me as a doorstop or something hehe
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]]>This is beautiful!
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'
The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'
Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'
The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.
The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'
Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.
The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.
She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
'Dear Mom,
I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.
Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own perso nal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
I nipped off to the doctors to fill him in on what the specialist said and he was happy enough with how I was getting on but he was a bit concerned that I am still having trouble walking. I told him that the specialist said he would send me to a physio to help me with my walking so that made my doctor a little more comfortable. He has asked me to go back and see him in a couple of months time unless I have any problems before so that was that done. Jen and I did plan on going to the market but it was cold and there was a really strong cold wind blowing too so I rang Jen up and asked her if she really wanted to go there or not she said she didn’t mind so I said i would park outside the market and see what its like. I went there and the place was dead hardly anyone at all there the weather had put people off even the regular market stall holders weren’t braving this weather and to be honest I wouldn’t blame them. I was glad to be back home. I rang my aunt and said we wouldn’t be going to the market as I didn’t want to take Belle out in this weather she said that she would still go to the market and then pop round she would only be an hour before she came round. So we waited and waited it was almost 2 hours later and the wind had calmed down a little still no sign of my aunt so I asked jen if she was sure she didn’t want to go to the market and she did really as she would be working so will miss it next week so we all got wrapped up warm and headed for the market we had a little look around again and then Jen wanted to go to the high street as she had something to pop in the post so we headed over there and then headed home before that wind started up.
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quickly runs off upstairs and hides under the duvet giggling like a little girl
Gnight all
The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".
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]]> I was just tidying round the bathroom after belles bathnight last night her toys were everywhere but as I was tidying I moved a little wicker basket that was on the windowsill and jumped back behind it was a big green mass of mould blergh it was as though the christmas grinch had set up home on my windowsill I looked at the basket and it was covered in green fur so I had to throw that away and disinfect the whole windowsill with vinegar and bleach and hot water blergh not a nice thing the trouble is the place has no air vent and so it gets very damp when the shower is on especially at night blergh I will have to keep my eye on it for a while to make sure I have killed off the horrible stuff the last thing I need now is for the mould to give me or my ladies asthma. I have left the window open most of the day just to get rid of the damp and vent the room a little hope it works
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you just have to continue the line that starts - you havent lived until .........
my answer was
you havent lived until you have smiled at least once a day
Go on give it a go
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hope you have a great birthday chuck
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Thats it Im off to get my cuppa have a great week folks
]]>She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
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