a man and a looooong time

Whole of the moon – waterboys

Have a great night folks Im off for an early one tonight

A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

"And?" prompted the doctor.

"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

"It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

I know that given the chance I would have given today a miss its been horrible out there with the weather about as lovely as sandpaper undies! its been blummin dusk all day long the wind has been blowing and the rain has been pouring blergh. Its a good job Jen had to work today otherwise I think I would have had a PJ day today just snuggled under a blanket all day long hehe. It wasnt all bad today at least some DVD's I won off Ebay came today they were a set of 5 dora the explorer DVDs and Belle seems to be really into her at the moment hmm well to be honest she has always loved diego but I think thats because she had a crush on him. So that will keep belle occupied while she is watching dora and her map on their adventures.
I was glad to see that children in need did well again this year they are a very worthy charity and I used to support them alot by raising money at work using bake sales etc etc even going so far as to have my hair all cut off hmm or am I thinking of comic relief either way thats the reason for my lack of hair ... well that and my rapidly receeding hair and the stress of two demanding ladies 24 7 hehehe. I hope they beat thier record set last year. I do normally watch the program but Jen gets very emotional at the information clips about what all the money is for etc and I dont like to see her cry so we ended up watching traffic cops instead
I decided against going to dads today I will go during the week when the roads are a little quieter I have to drive through solihull town centre to get to dads and I dont fancy doing that this close to christmas thankfully its still pretty quiet during the week. I have gotta go and see him though as I have a massive box of cat food from costco I got him last time we went and its taking up space in the dining room.
I thought it best to stay home and clean as is my way I swept cleaned polished and wiped the downstairs its amazing the amount of crud that can collect when there is just three of you in the house I dont know where it all comes from but it just seems to appear overnight well with a little help from a two and a half year old and her mom hehehe. I did get alot done really its just that I had to do it with the lights on all day as the place is really dark when there is no sun out. Still on the bright side at least I am not flooded out thank gawd I really feel for those people who have lost everything thanks to the ever dropping rain.
Well Im off to shave the remainder of my hair off ready to be a more aerodynamic me tomorrow, I hope you have all had a wonderful start to the weekend and manage to get a lovely sunday in too before the week starts on monday. Toodle pip and enjoy whatever you do on sunday
Enjoy

do you think Jen would accept this excuse for a camera in the bedroom

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND A GREAT WEEKEND

I hope you have as good a time as these guys are heheehhee

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

Psssst yes its me over here hiding behind my laptop I hope I can trust you enough to keep a secret Jen Belle and I went to a farm shop today its one my aunt loves but I just had to go as they serve the most amazing pies there along with some tasty bits and bobs too and my aunt was working today so we headed off to meriden and had a good rootle about in the shop stocked up on some posh grub and headed home before my aunt finished work she has often said that if she finds out we have been there without us then she will disown us hehehe I know it is said in jest really but just on the safe side just keep it between the two of us me and the rest of blogland
we had a good morning though and came back to do the laundry as Jen wanted her uniform washed ready to head off to work tomorrow once again the laundry is all done and upto date at least until tomorrow morning hehe Of course I made a terrible mistake as I didnt check Jens pockets and it had her security fob in there to access her work tomorrow we just hope it works tomorrow when she goes in
My aunt came over in the afternoon as she hadnt seen belle for a while so she came over and we had a nice cuppa tea and chat it was lovely to see her I mean we talk on the phone alot and all but its not the same as seeing people is it.
Tonight was a little bit of a treat though something different to staying in infront of the goggle box we had lunch and then all piled into the car and headed off towards alcester as we noticed as I was picking Jen up from work the other day that the church was having a bazaar tonight and tomorrow so we headed off into it we are a sucker for a tombola and raffle, jen won a eye wrinkle cream and I won a tea cosy in the shape of a cat on the tombola and we brought some cakes too all I can say is bless those ladies of the WI they make wonderful cakies it was £3 quid each for us to get in and we spent a fair bit in there so we did our bit for the church. There is one even closer to us next weekend so we will be trying our luck again not to mention stocking up on some cheap cakies too hehe. One thing I have to say though is that they have gotta have overdone it on the sugar in the icing as I am currently floating round the room on a sugar high hehe
Well that wraps up another week then the weekend has started and tomorrow as jen is at work i am thinking of heading into solihull to see dad I havent rang him up and told him just incase my brother is there etc and he tries to put me off going so I think I will be heading over that way fingers crossed after all he is my dad too and I want belle to see him now and again too its not right that we have to make an appointment to see him just incase my brother is coming over. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend and a lovely night tonight and remember mums the word not a word to my aunt about the trip to the farmshop
Enjoy

or is this the real reason??

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."
The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

I swear I do not know what the heck is wrong with me lately I get nervous/worried or uptight about anything and everything I dont know why. I have been dreading going to the job centre today and why? because I thought that they wouldnt believe I had an illness or I thought that they would say that I should just stop messing around get off my big fat arse and get a job!! I of course couldnt have been further from the truth but I am like that all the time even going out for a drink or a curry with my mates I have to force myself to do it in fact I have to force myself to say yes to their invite it is terrible I wouldnt mind but I have no reason to fear these events or no need to shun them either as I always have a great time when I am out and its nice to catch up with everyone but I honestly get so nervous about everything I dont know why I never used to be like this I used to be very outgoing actually organising all these get togethers and stuff but just lately I am turning into something of a recluse! if I am not careful I will end up like the grinch! I already have the permanently mopey look I hate that I am like this I never used to be like it I bet Jen thinks she married a right miserable old git at times!
Anyhow I bet you are all dying to know how I got on at the job centre arent you? ....... what do you mean NO! well Im gonna tell you anyway and you are gonna sit there and darn well read it I got there and went into the security guard who was standing in the doorway/!?! when did this happen? I remember the days when I used to go into a job centre and there was a lovely friendly receptionist sitting there only too happy to help but now we have something out of gorillas in the mist only less helpful and less communicative too he grunted and motioned towards a chair so I took it as some sort of invitation to sit down either that or he wanted me to eat it with him?? anyhow after a while a lovely lady called my name and I hobbled to her desk. She explained that she could send me to a company that specialises in disabilities and getting people back to work and I said that would be ideal she said I would have an appointment through in 3 - 4 weeks which I thanked her for and she practically fell over herself to help me giving me a number to ring to help get belle into nursery or school etc and telling me about all the benefits I could apply for etc etc I thanked her for her time and help and she said she wished me the best that was amazing I was petrified before I went in too blergh I really have to overcome this self hatred and ground zero self worth! Anyhow its good news by the looks of it on the job front this lady said that the company is really good and they will have no trouble getting me something wooo hooo so you see I am not that useless blob that I thought I was hmm or maybe I am and they will be able to use me as a doorstop or something hehe
We have a lazy day tomorrow so that means we can have a little lie in and chill out although that probably means I will spend the day wondering round for something to do
Hope you have a great day and remember its Friday so Smile and enjoy the last working day of the week
Enjoy

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer
during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do
it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

Homer always brightens my day

I was sent this as a chain letter email thingy yknow the sort read this then forward it to 10 people etc etc but it touched me a little so I thought I would post it on my blog. hope you like it

This is beautiful!
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'
The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'
The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:

'Dear Mom,
I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own perso nal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

Blergh today is a horrible damp one isnt it? its been a blergh sort of day we got up earlish I think we are into a routine of getting up early now I nipped off to the doctors to fill him in on what the specialist said and he was happy enough with how I was getting on but he was a bit concerned that I am still having trouble walking. I told him that the specialist said he would send me to a physio to help me with my walking so that made my doctor a little more comfortable. He has asked me to go back and see him in a couple of months time unless I have any problems before so that was that done. Jen and I did plan on going to the market but it was cold and there was a really strong cold wind blowing too so I rang Jen up and asked her if she really wanted to go there or not she said she didn’t mind so I said i would park outside the market and see what its like. I went there and the place was dead hardly anyone at all there the weather had put people off even the regular market stall holders weren’t braving this weather and to be honest I wouldn’t blame them. I was glad to be back home. I rang my aunt and said we wouldn’t be going to the market as I didn’t want to take Belle out in this weather she said that she would still go to the market and then pop round she would only be an hour before she came round. So we waited and waited it was almost 2 hours later and the wind had calmed down a little still no sign of my aunt so I asked jen if she was sure she didn’t want to go to the market and she did really as she would be working so will miss it next week so we all got wrapped up warm and headed for the market we had a little look around again and then Jen wanted to go to the high street as she had something to pop in the post so we headed over there and then headed home before that wind started up.
I got back to a bulshy message left on my phone from my aunt who had apparently popped round and wasn’t happy that we wasn’t in I rang her up and explained and she still seemed a little peeved at us I just wasn’t in the mood today so I kinda cut the conversation short as I haven’t felt too good for most of the day all sort of dizzy and just tired too, I probably got a chill in my head from that wind blergh I think I might be heading for an early night tonight get some decent sleep before I head off to the job centre tomorrow afternoon to see if they can help me get back to work in one form or another.
I hope you have had a good day and that you have a good day tomorrow folks
Enjoy

Im gonna post this and run

quickly runs off upstairs and hides under the duvet giggling like a little girl

Gnight all

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.
The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his dick.

The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

Yaaaay its the end of the early mornings for a few days thank god its been hell geting up this morning I dont know why but I just didnt want to get out of my cosy hideyhole under the covers this morning It wasnt even that cold but I just didnt feel like it blergh but at least Jen doesnt have to work until monday now so we can have a few little lie ins mind you that said I have to be at the doctors first thing tomorrow as I have the first appointment of the day it will be a bit pointless as I dont have anything to tell him really as the specialist didnt have much to tell me but I said I would go and tell him so I guess I gotta. It will be off to the market after that to see what bargains I can put my grubby little mitts on
Its been another busy day today though I did manage to get caught up with all my laundry duties thanks for BDA for reminding me hehe. I also managed to clean the upstairs a little too the bedrooms are tidy now and the bathroom has been scrubbed too so the next few days while Jen is here will be relaxing hopefully. I even manged to get my CV's done I know that sounds like i am really clever and I have lots of information on my CV but Im not and I dont its just that I have one CV for IT jobs and one for admin and general jobs just so that it looks better depending on what type of job I am going for hehe I thought I had better put some effort into redoing them after all I have an appointment on thursday at the job centre to see how they can help me that should be fun I just wish they could help me.
Spoilt ourselves on the way back home tonight we grabbed some chips from the chipshop on the way back I know its naughty but I thought it was time for a treat we rarely have them these days so I thought why not especially as I couldnt be bothered to cook tonight just a quick fish and chip supper and then chill out time infront of the TV sounds like a good night doesnt it hehe.
I hope you have all had a great day and that tomorrow is just as good if not better.
Enjoy

The Fairy & The Immigrant
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an immigrant claimant outside the Social Security Offices.
'My good man,' the fairy said,
'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in England with your wife and seven children.'
The man told the fairy:
'Well, in Pakistan where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --PING!!! He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two, more wishes, to go'.
The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.
PING! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.
'One, more wish, left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
I want to be English with English clothes instead of rags, and shawl and I want to have white skin like the English.'
PING! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from ASDA, a dirty Primark T-shirt and a greasy baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'
The fairy said
'Tough luck. Now that you are English,
you're entitled to
sweet f*** all like the rest of us”.
And she disappeared

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking
about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if
they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen
bring up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way
you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners
for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian
go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny,
weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with
his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until
it's quite impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty
narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go
their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.
All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and
pulling my ears."

I have had a nice day today got up and the weather was awful pouring down with rain thankfully the roads werent too bad and I still managed to get Jen to work in plenty of time however the rivers are close to bursting their banks by the looks of things so we will have to be careful tomorrow too if the rain continues tonight although saying that when I got back from dropping Jen off the day looked like it was gonna turn nice the blue sky popped out and said a hello or two with just a few grey clouds scudding across the sky now and again so fingers crossed it wont rain anymore.
I managed to finish off the laundry although it is already starting to build up again but it keeps me occupied and out of mischeif for a while I didnt have much else to do today after the big clean up I did yesterday so I just chilled out for most of the day but I did discover something horrible in the bathroom .... no it wasnt anything as horrible as a floater I was just tidying round the bathroom after belles bathnight last night her toys were everywhere but as I was tidying I moved a little wicker basket that was on the windowsill and jumped back behind it was a big green mass of mould blergh it was as though the christmas grinch had set up home on my windowsill I looked at the basket and it was covered in green fur so I had to throw that away and disinfect the whole windowsill with vinegar and bleach and hot water blergh not a nice thing the trouble is the place has no air vent and so it gets very damp when the shower is on especially at night blergh I will have to keep my eye on it for a while to make sure I have killed off the horrible stuff the last thing I need now is for the mould to give me or my ladies asthma. I have left the window open most of the day just to get rid of the damp and vent the room a little hope it works
I have spent the rest of the day tinkering with my CV well i say tinkering I have acutally done a new one because the old one is still on my old desktop PC that I havent managed to set up anywhere so I thought as I was going to the jobcentre on thursday It was time I got something to show them to see if I was going along the right lines. I just hope that they can help me get something even if it is just a little job doing something.
Oh well its got dark again so I am gonna go and hibernate for the night hope you all have a great night and a great day tomorrow.
Enjoy

thanks to la spice who donated this meme

you just have to continue the line that starts - you havent lived until .........

my answer was

you havent lived until you have smiled at least once a day

Go on give it a go

only a few more days until the weekend

hope you have a great birthday chuck
Enjoy

Thats it Im off to get my cuppa have a great week folks

Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."

They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."

She says, "Thank you."

He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"

She says, "Go ahead."

He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"

She says, "Of course."

He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

I found a link to the advert its the first one on this little montage

Im ahead of myself today I am totally lost Jen was working today so we was up before the sun and off down the country lanes that we was worried might be flooded after the promised rain overnight but thankfully even though there were signs warning of floods we managed to get there with only a slight puddle or two on the roads. I got back and from then onwards I was in the mindset that it was a Monday I logged onto blog and it seemed quiet well quiet for a monday but thats because it was a sunday and most sane people were having a lie in rather than being up at crazy oclock. DOH! I even wondered throughout the day why we had no post all day hmmm maybe because it is SUNDAYYY!!! then when it was time to go and collect Jen I thought it was strange that I hadnt heard any of the school kids coming past the house after school then I had to remind myself again that it was only SUNDAAAAYYYYY! DOUBLE DOH!!
It has been a busy day all in all though because as I was typing that there was no one on blog Belle was as usual climbing over me and then under my chair and when she came out she had a dust bunny stuck to the side of her head so I thought hmmm Im gonna have to clean so I spent the majority of the day sweeping floors, brushing mats and carpets and wiping surfaces and cupboards down god how does the place get so dirty anyone would think I am living in a house full of stampeeding elephants instead of a house full of stampeeding women and a doddering old fat man by 2 in the afternoon the cleaning was complete well as complete as it was going to be with a two year old enjoying watching the steam coming out of her daddys head as she messes up everything he has just tidied. so next on my list was to finish off wrapping all my xmas pressies and I have done it yaaaay all of Jens all of belles and all of my aunts and dads done and with the tags I got from the market I am relieved to have it all done hmm well ok then I do have one present left to wrap but that will be for my mate Liz who has a competition with me every year to wrap our presents to one another in the most imaginative way I have done a fairy castle, a santa claus, a festive throne and I have a specail design for this year which I may show you when it is complete in return I have had a reindeer, a christmas book and a arctic scene from Liz its only a bit of fun but you will be surprised at all the design and time it takes.
I dont know why but I have had the jingle from an eighties advert rolling around in my head ever since I started wrapping my pressies this afternoon too I dont know if anyone remembers it out there in blog world but it is the one for superfresco wallpaper I know I know what the heck has that got to do with wrapping presents I dont know at all it is just lodged in my head I am gonna post it if I can find it on line later
Anyhow I am off to make myself some lovely crumpets and a cup of tea and try and get my brain to come to terms that it is only sunday and not the monday that it has convinced itself that today is.
Hope you have all had a great weekend and I hope you all know what day it is
Have a great week
Enjoy

the only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta.

The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the rabbi what was happening; "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side.

The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Alberta?"

The people were dumbfounded. They had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi. How did you know we got the cow from Alberta?

"The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Alberta."

I have to admit I nearly pee'd my pants laughing when I saw this!

Well whip a welly and call it wilma if it isnt saturday what a day all in all we heeded the weather forcast and decided last night we would have a lovely lie in today so we didnt wake up until just before 9ish, when the sun was streaming through our windows so much for the storms and rain that we was promised. It was too late to get up and go anywhere on a saturday morning so we decided to stick with our original plan and have a lazy day we had some bacon sarnies for breakfast which even belle enjoyed and then we just watched TV most of the day played on the puters and built block towers with belle. The storm finally arrived around noonish but it wasnt anywhere near as bad as they made it out to be on the news everywhere there was rain sure and a pretty strong wind but not as bad as it was a few weeks ago. The rain hardly stayed around for long but we still stayed in and had a little lunch of dippers and noodles before tidying round in the afternoon and then I made a cottage pie for tea as I was making it I thought I would make an angel delight dessert for pud looked in the fridge and noticed we hardly had any milk left so I proposed that we go to tescos after tea Jen said she didnt mind even though it meant that she had to get out of her PJs that she had been wearing all day long hehe. We jumped in the car and headed into stratford but the storm must have jumped over us as there was a lot of big puddles on the way there and the forcast says that the worst is to come tonight We got to tescos and I filled my car up with petrol as it is a cheapish garage there and then got some milk bread and a couple of treats before heading back home just in time to get belle to bed.
I think that Im gonna wrap it up there as its an early rise tomorrow as Jen is working so we have to hope that the roads are clear of floods on the way to work and then I will be going round the market trying to bribe Belle into behaving hehe but seriously if the weather is nice then I will be heading out to the market for a little mooch around maybe find a bargain or two
Hope you are all having a great weekend out there and that sunday is a sunny day for you too
Enjoy

Sociable Quiz - 20 Questions

Three names you go by, other than your given name:
1. Rich
2. Dicky
3. Oi you dumbass!

Three screen names you've had:
1. boredrich
2. richxfile
3. mrdavies04

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. my changing eye colours
2. Im tallish
3. my right index fingers nail

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. My body
2. My voice
3. My MS!

Three parts of your heritage:
1. My eyes from my dad
2. my sense of humour from my mom
3. my sense from my mom

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. wedding ring
2. thermal socks
3. black tourmaline bracelet

Three favorite bands/musical artists:
1. phil collins
2. Madonna
3. the beautiful south

Three favorite songs:
1. another day for you and me in paradise
2. vogue
3. you keep it all in

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Jen
2. Trust
3. Warmth

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Eyes
2. sense of humor
3. loving arms

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. blog
2. Reading
3. Teasing Jen and belle

Three things that scare you:
1. losing my family
2. not being able to support my family
3. spiders

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Love
2. Laughs
3. Hugs

Three places you want to go on holiday:
1. Wales
2. Scotland
3. Disneyland

Three nicknames you like:
1. honeybunny
2. dicky
3. master of all he surveys and lord of everyone(well a guy can dream cant he )

Three careers you have considered/are considering:
1. Admin work
2. IT Work
3. Voluntary work

Three ways you are stereotypically a man:
1. my stubble
2. I tease Jen and belle all the time
3. this dangly thing between my legs

Three ways you are stereotypically a woman:
1. I am anal about cleaning
2. I am pretty good at sewing things
3. i dont know a third one

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. make friends
2. give belle some lovely memories
3. win the lottery

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. finish my xmas wrapping
2. turn the heating on
3. make something nice for lunch

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Your turn.

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"

Yep well its finally here I have been dreading this day for a while now as it is the day I had to go to the hospital to see if they can help with my MS. I didnt dread it because it was friday the 13th or becuase I though that something bad would happen or anything like that but it was because I was now going to see another specialist the last of which didnt really believe that I had MS. Not only that but I was being driven there by someone I didnt know and who didnt know me and whats even more of a nightmare was that I had a half hours sleep all night because I was freaking out about it so much. All morning I have been nervous about it and wondering what might happen etc etc. Anyhow 2.20 came round and a lovely lady by the name of Sue knocked on my door she was going to take me to the hospital but it is the first time she has driven there and was a bit worried about how to get there so she handed me the A to Z and we was off. She was a very nice lady and we had a long chat on the way there and the way back I got to the hosptial for 3.20 which was early as my appointment wasnt until 3.30 so I checked in at the desk and went and sat down waiting and waiting until finally at 4.10 the doctor called me in I hobbled into the room and he basically asked me what had been going on I.e. how I was diagnosed how often I had attacks when my last attack was and how I am now etc etc so I went through the whole story with him and told him that I was in pain on occations and cant walk etc etc he said that he wasnt gonna put me back on the injections as they only reduced the amount of attacks a person has and as I hadnt had an attack since I was working back in the early part of last year then he advised against that however if I have another attack then I am to contact him immediately. He has put me down for a course of physio therapy to help with my walking and maybe to strengthen my muscles in my leg a little but other than that he said that it is to be expected that my legs will get weaker etc but that I should cope with it as much as possible and have pain killers for the times that I cant handle it. In the mean time I should keep in close contact with my doctor and let him know how I am etc etc (well DUH!!!!) so all in all another waste of time now I have to go and see my usual doctor on wednesday to let him know how I got on. woo hoo great fun huh
Oh well at least it is over and done with now I have to go back and see him in a year unless I have an "episode" in the meantime. On a nicer note I did make a new friend today in the lady that drove me it turns out she only lives down the road and she was really genuinely nice I chatted to her for ages and we laughed so much all the way there and back. So once again my worry and idiotic panicing has been a waste of time I really have to stop being such a worry wart!.
Tomorrow is another day and we have nothing planned although I have offered to take jen out for the day but she says she just wants to rest as she will be working sunday monday and tuesday. Mind you with the weather that is forcast then I dont blame her I think I could do with a day under the covers if its gonna be as wet and horrible as predicted and with the wind already whipping around this old house then It sounds like the prediction is right on the button
Hope you have had a good day and week and that you enjoy the weekend and lets just hope that the forcast is wrong
Enjoy

1. Have you ever taken part in a demonstration?
Closest I have been is on the picket line of a strike at work

2. Is there an issue you'd protest against now?
too many to mention

3. Through-out history there has been an event that has lead to every day at one point or another being called "Bloody." What's the worst day of the week for you?
any day that I wake up at some ungodly hour and cant get back to sleep

4. There have actually been eleven Bloody Sunday events around the world, the last one (1972) leading to a song by U2. Which world wide event would you like to see a song written for?
Belles birth ok its not a world event but Id still like it to be celebrated

5. The one person I'd like to see in prison is …………………… for the crime of … ?
my brother for the crime of being a dumb twat! and crimes against humanity

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.

The first guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"

Second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I w a s a l m o s t m a r r i e d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."

The answer comes, "Y e s I w e n t t o a d o c t o r a n d h e t o l d m e t h a t i f I
s p e a k s l o w l y I w i l l n o t s t u t t e r."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.

"W e l l m y f i a n c e e a n d I w e r e s i t t i n g o n h e r p o r c h a n d t h e d o g w a s s c r a t c h i n g h i s b a c k a n d I t o l d h e r t h a t w h e n w e a r e m a r r i e d
s h e c a n d o t h a t f o r m e a n d s h e t h r e w t h e r i n g i n m y f a c e."

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.

"W e l l, I s p e a k s o s l o w l y t h a t b y t h e t i m e s h e l o o k e d a t t h e d o g,
h e w a s l i c k i n g h i s b a l l s!"

I know alot of people have been doing the sex meme that has been going round so I just thought I would give out a warning about cybersex hehehe enjoy

strange day
Its a wierd day today more than usual really as I dont know what the heck I have done I dont mean I have had a sudden attack of amnesia or anything like that its just that I seem to have spent the whole day rushing around or busy doing a whole pile of hardly anything I got up this morning and as I said we planned to go to Solihull to get a few bits and bobs My aunt rang me yesterday to say she would like to come with us and she said she would ring us before 9 to let us know if she was definately coming or not. so I waited and waited but in the end I rang her up at nine and the phone just rang out so I guessed she had changed her mind and didnt want to come so off we went. It wasnt too bad a day really we got there for just after 9.30 we went to the shops to get the stuff we wanted including a set of photos for some small photo albums we have got dad and my aunt for xmas then popped into a couple of other shops and then back to the car laden down with bags then it was off to tescos to get a couple of essentials before we came back home we rang up my aunt and she said that she never said anything about going to solihull hmmm I think she is starting to lose the plot. Anyway I made some pancakes and treacle for lunch and then I decided to go and start searching for a calendar that I know I had already brought for Jen for xmas but I couldnt find anywhere I pulled the spare room apart moving boxes searching through them and opening bags and plastic crates galore only to almost collapse of exhaustion I gave up and came down stairs to make some dinner and Jen finds it withing minutes it was down stairs in the dining room DOH! I havent even been on blog all day long which is unusual for me but I just havent had the time and apart from that my battery was dead on my laptop because for some reason I put the computer away yesterday while it was still turned on and forgot to plug the power cord back in DOUBLE DOH!! As a result of all this I havent got round to doing anything of a constructive nature! I had hoped to sort through Belles clothes and finish my wrapping up for xmas but nope not a chance so I am gonna do it tomorrow before I go to the hospital.
Really am not looking forward to it as I dont know the specialist I am going to see and if he will believe I have actually had MS etc etc all these thoughts wondering round my already cluttered mind isnt helping at all blergh I think I am just overtired time for an early night I think
Hope you are all having a better day and have a wonderful friday even though it is the 13th
Enjoy

we was coming home from solihull today and this tune came on the radio it was a great blast from the past and i have been humming it ever since I heard it so I thought I would post it for you all to hum along to
hope you enjoy it

Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"

Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"

Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"

Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.

The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"

Paul says, "All over your back!"

Brrrr its another cold one today isnt it I have been shivering at points today blergh its been grey all day long and it started to get dark at 2 this afternoon blimey when winter sets in it really sets home doesnt it! At least my tootsies are nice and toasty warm this time now I am using my new trainers I am glad about that as I cant stand having my feet cold. Other than the usual cruddy weather its been a pretty good day we had a little lie in until 7.30 when belle woke up and we could hear her throwing her toys around the room hehe so we got up and had some brekkie before we headed to the local market it was quite good today too we brought lots of stuff but the main bargain of the day was we came across a table full of fairy poppets which are little fairy figurines that Jen loves we had a look at them and Jen loved them all she picked out a couple and I got talking to the stall holder who said that he woudl do us a deal on the whole lot so I got about 20 of these figurines for a bargain price of £60 they are about 12quid minimum in the shops so that was quite a saving. Thats Jen sorted for a while too hehe and if there are any that she has duplicates of we will be flogging them on ebay hehe.
It was a nice day though and it was so sweet on the way round there as Belle wanted to walk she is so sick of being pushed around in that chair by her daddy so we let her walk but she wanted to push the pushchair so we let her do that too hehe she looked so cute pushing her chair around hmmm to be honest i wanted to get in there so she could push me around especially as my legs were playing up again today blergh I dont know why that is I have had a couple of good days but they are stiff and achey today booo. I just hope they can sort me out on friday when I go to the hosptial as its bringing me so down lately I know that my blog has suffered and everything lately I just dont feel like doing nothing I have to get myself back into some sort of positive mood.
On a happier note though I am off to the job centre next thursday as Im still not claiming benefits and am living off my rapidly dwindling savings so I contacted them and they have said they will help me get a job from home (hopefully) or at least locally and show me how to improve my chances etc which would be fantastic I do like staying home with belle and all but I miss the banter with people and I hate the time to think on my own its always a bad thing I prefer to just have something else to keep my mind active and to keep those bad thoughts at bay. I am kinda hoping they will be able to help me in some way otherwise I am gonna have to give remploy a ring and see if they can sort something out for me just to get me into work of some sort even if it is only part time so I can still spend time with Belle.
Well I am off to Solihull town centre tomorrow morning as we need to print off some photos ready for a couple of little photograph albums we have got for my aunt and my dad for christmas just to put piccys of belle in to add to their xmas Hope you have a great Thursday, be lucky, if you cant be lucky be good and if you cant be good simply enjoy
Enjoy

There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.

"C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.

She replied, "I will... if you have sex with me."

The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends.

"You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her."

"Why didn't you then?" asks he second guy.

"Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn't do it!"

"Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up to the door," the second guy says.

He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He uses all of his will power to not hurl.

"Water? Yes, I have water," she says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me."

"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.

"What do you want for some water?"

"You have to have sex with me."

Knowing that if he doesn't do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen.

"Do me here," she told him.

He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea.

"Lay back and close your eyes. And keep them closed!"

The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.

"Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again."

This she does and he does her with the second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she doesn't even open her eyes.

"If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

"Eyes closed," he says.

Then he does her with the last piece of corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms.

"Ohhhhhhhhh........ The water, money and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives around to find them. He finds them by the window.

One of the guys says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

Oh my god I cant believe that I am actually sitting down today has been a hell of a long one I just havent stopped all day I did the usual morning stuff and took Jen to work and then zipped back down the little roads to get back as we are expecting Jens potty.... hmm that doesnt sound right... I mean the potty that jen has brought to start Belle potty training any way I got back and made myself a cuppa and thought I would have that and then go and make a start on the laundry. Well I sat down and thought I would just ring up the local doctors as I have an appointment with the hospital on friday and my doctor wanted me to come and tell him all about how it went after I had been so I rang them up and I have an appointment next wednesday which is great Then it reminded me that I needed transport to the hospital and so I had to ring them up and then I went and got the laundry down from upstairs sorted into the different colours and lights and whites etc and put the first load on then started to tidy round the house sweeping, wiping and cleaning and of course putting belles toys away just then there was a knock at the door it was the postman he had some packages for me so I had them which were both for Jen and then carried on with my cleaning before I heard the letterbox go it was a couple of letters from the job centre they have arranged for me to go and see them next thursday to give me some help looking for a home job which was excellent news yaaay. I started tiding up the kitchen next washing up the breakfast things and all then the door went again and it was the shopping being delivered from ASDA so I checked that off and they hadnt got 2 items I wanted and then the guy brought in a big bottle of blackcurrant and apple squash I said that it wasnt mine and he checked and said thats right (I knew I hadnt ordered that as I am allergic to blackcurrants) so he gave me a discount on my shopping bill yaaay then I had to put away all the shopping which I was still doing at 2pm when Jen rang me up not that we had an awful lot of shopping more that I just got a bit caught up checking dates etc on the stuff that we already have and also trying to squash everything into the freezer that doesnt have the room to freeze a gnats toenail in at the moment. Me and Belle had a quick lunch of sausage rolls, and micro chips before I carried on putting the stuff away I got most of it done before I had to get Jen there was only the tins to pop away and I was done yaaay.
I made a pizza dinner with some fries and bread followed by a apple strudel and custard yummm before putting the washing away there is still some more in the washing machine but I will do that tomorrow oh lordy lordy there isnt enough minutes in the day these days I am shattered but at least tomorrow is wednesday and Jen doesnt have to work again until sunday so I am free to have a lie in tomorrow thank gawd I need one I was fine until last night but driving around the country roads in the dark apart from the odd jackass that was driving in the opposite direction with his headlights on fully beam! It really took it out of me I think. So it will be a quick pop to the market and then back to chill out tomorrow I think unless Jen wants to go somewhere. Hope you have a nice day
Enjoy

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".

Well here we are the end of the first day of the week and mash my maracas with madras if it wasnt a chilly monday as always brrr Still on the good side at least I found out why my feet have been so cold the last few days its because the bottom is coming off my shoe! darn it I was hoping these trainers of mine would last a while longer but I looked at them this morning and noticed that the sole of my left shoe was coming away from the rest of the shoe so I am gonna break out some new sneakers a rare treat for me really hehe just hope the new shoes are a little snugger and warmer.
Its a late posting tonight as I have been out with my mates for a curry it was back in Solihull so I had to travel over there and pick one of my mates up who had a crash a while ago and it seems hasnt got his car fixed so I didnt mind driving him we all met up for a indian curry and a catch up it was pretty nice as I havent seen most of them since before I went to the states so it was nice to catch up although it was a little chilly coming back in the dark wasnt much fun either still it was clearer than it was this morning when I was taking Jen to work it was very foggy/misty (hmm arent they the same thing or is there a difference??) it was a bit scary once or twice going round the country roads to get to alcester in fact on the way back one of the junctions that I drive past had two people exchanging insurance details after what looked like a little bump.
My day was spent tidying round the house and searching for a mystery I got belle up this morning and she had her drink cup with her but since then we havent been able to find her drink at all we have looked high and low round the house it has driven me insane searching for it but alas there is no sign of the thing anywhere. I know she is a little big for sippy cups these days but she has a tendancy of throwing the cup down when she has had enough and that makes me wonder what she will be like with an ordinary cup hmmmm I have a feeling alot of spilt drinks are on the way. Mind you we are gonna be potty training little belle too so thats gonna make for an interesting few months I am sure but Jen and I promised ourselves that we arent buying anymore nappies so its time to start thinking about it now. Our little girl is growing up and I dont like it I managed to wrap up some more of my xmas pressies today too I now have my aunts stuff wrapped up all that is left is little belles stuff now (which will take a while I am sure she makes out like a bandit!! ) and then we are all set I think we are pretty much set for xmas now we have our turkey, the tree and even the presents brought and wrapped all we need now is for the day to arrive and it isnt far away now is it?.
Well I think I better wrap this one up and head off to kip to get warmed up a bit as I am still cold from that ride back home more details about the curry tomorrow night. Hope you have a wonderful tuesday
Enjoy

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Only Jen

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever I can get my hands on Jen

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the 6 inches that Jen leaves out of the king size bed

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no in fact people would probably pay me to keep my clothes on

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I wouldnt be able to fit another person in there with me

6. Do you watch/read pornography?
not in the last 5 minutes or so

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
a bit of both as they say variety is the spice of life

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Yes that Massappeal chick is quite sexy yknow

9. Would you choose love or money?
love every time

10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
naughtyness with the lights on
brekkie in bed
and of course sleep

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
not yet but that line is pretty far away yknow

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On holiday in the honeymoon suite in wales niiiiiiiice overlooking the sea

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
probably in bed god Im sad arent I

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope but I am thinking about buying a lock for belles door just incase

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
nope havent been that desperate yet

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
only off the floor

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
not to the best of my knowledge

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
nope its too dark I cant see what I am doing

20. Had sex in a bathroom?
nope

21. Have you ever had sex at work?
no way you should see the people I used to work with

22. Bought something from an adult store?
yep it was an experience I can tell ya!!

23. Do you own any sex toys?
yep

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
not that I know of but Jen is very keen on photography

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
my testicals are still in the same place so I am sure I havent called Jen by the wrong name

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
yep and oh boy what a form

27. What's your favorite sexual position?
there is more than one ????

28. What's your favorite sex act?
intercourse

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
hahahaa I have trouble enough with one let alone more than one

30. How many bloggers do you think will post this meme this week?
I cant wait to find out

Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm
For they're so close to me.

And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.

Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.

You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.

I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.

By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.

Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.

When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD..Com

Is it just me or is the weather weirder by the day? I got up this morning bright and breezy and ready to head off to a car boot and just as we was ready to leave the house the rain started to drizzle by the time we got to the boot it was pouring down blergh it was ok though as most of the car boot was inside so we had a nice mooch around even though it was a bit busy and squashed up in there I think everyone had the same idea to go to an indoor car boot. We went to the local market later and then headed home after unpacking the car with our boot treasures we sat down to have some lunch and as we sat down out came the sun Grrrrr its as though it was waiting for us to get back in the house! I wouldnt mind but we were all totally drenched not just because of the rain but because Belle has discovered the new game of Jumping in puddles so of course we kind of have an upside down shower while we are walking with her.
It was a great day though the car boot was full of stuff we grabbed a few cheap DVDs and even managed to buy a cheap christmas tree I know It is a while away and we normally have a real tree but we wanted to grab it as it seemed like a good deal as it was only £8 for a 5 foot tree with lights a bargain under any circumstances hehe there was nothing much at the market but saying that it was blumming freezing and damp and wet so I guess that put alot of people off I do however have a confession though I know that today is rememberance day and all about the 2 minutes silence etc but we just arrived at the market and it was one of the first times that belle wasnt in her push chair I was hobbling around on my stick and belle was walking for a change so we was wondering around the market when all of a sudden we heard the chimes of big ben on the radio and everyone stopped dead for the two minutes silence of course that was the moment that belle decided to run off!! I yelled "BELLE" at the top of my voice just as I realised that it was time for the two minutes silence everyone glared at me thankfully Jen was quicker on her feet than me and grabbed belle before she managed to get too far and then we stood there for the rest of the silenece but I felt so bad and I felt like everyone was looking at me for being so rude and disrespectful thankfully we had finished mooching by then so we got in the car and headed home
We had a chilled out afternoon watching some cartoons we watched the tinkerbelle movie with Belle and then we popped family guy on for an hour or so before I made some pizza and chips for tea a real sunday lunch, I am just trying to use up some of the stuff out of the freezer because we have a lot of new stuff coming from asda on tuesday to restock it.
Well I better wrap this up as Jen is working tomorrow so I have to be up at silly oclock. So dear reader its time to bid you a fair goodnight and wish you well for the week ahead I hope you have a good one.
Enjoy

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.
Both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
As they did the stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it I
could have sworn we just went through red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was
red, and again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but
was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and
they blew right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you
ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shit..! Am I driving..?"

is winter here? Cos it is sure as heck starting to feel that way my little tootsies havent warmed up all day long even with the blummin heat on mind you walking around a field in the damp grass didnt help too much I guess but it was a good car boot I got a couple of small rock cakes and some fairy cakes for belle I also got a wonderful musical christmas card for belle she lovely little musical things hmm well she is a kid and basically loves anything that makes a noise hehe so I think she will enjoy that. we got some lovely kiddy books for belle too she is getting really into reading lately hmm well looking at pictures in books anyway
The weather has been fine today though apart from the chill in the air it has been a kinda quiet one though other than the car boot we did see my aunt breifly she popped round to say hello as we havent had time to see her really even though she lives just down the road but with Jen being at work all day for most of the week and us catching up with the shopping etc for the rest of it we just havent had a chance to meet. My aunt thinks the world of Belle and I swear she would suffer withdrawl symptoms if she didnt see her.
I will probably go to bed in a bit as there seems to be nothing at all on TV worth watching all I can say is thank god for Our DVD collection I am slowly working my way through the sets of the simpsons and family guy with the occational movie thrown in here and there it keeps us out of trouble and we have to have something to break up the marathon sessions of in the night garden and Mr Maker that belle watches on Cbeebies
Hope you are all haveing a wonderful weekend and you have a fantastical sunday.
Enjoy

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions?
Just friday the 13th as I have to go to the hospital for a checkup

2. Have you any phobias?
Spiders!

3. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep I am sure that I have seen some only out the corner of my eye but you never know

4. Do you believe in UFO's?
Yep if we are the only intelligent life in the cosmos then thats an awfully big waste of space

5. If you could reincarnate, what would you come back as?
a butterfly

6. Do you believe in past lives?
Yep I would love to be regressed to see who I once was .

7. Have you a lucky number?
Yes, 5

8. Have you ever had your fortune told?
Yep by tarot cards and a medium.

9. Do you believe in Karma?
Yep I hope that if you give bad karma then you get what you deserve.

10. Has conventional religion had it's day?
I have never been into religion I am more spiritual.

nighty night folk hope you have a great night

Thank you sesame street for all the memories

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

Its Fridaaaaaaay woo hooo whack my wobblies and wet a welly if it isnt the start of the weekend already what a week all in all not bad a few ups and downs but the ups outweigh the downs so thats gotta be a good thing right? today has been a short but kinda busy day I am not really sure what I have done that was busy but I seem to have been pretty busy we got up Jen nipped to the post office and when she came back we went to iceland in redditch to grab a couple of things for the freezer then we popped into aldis and pound stretcher before coming home dont ever let it be said that I dont know how to enjoy a friday or show my wife a good time hehe. we had a great dinner tonight though Jen said she was gonna make a chicken korma but when she opened the jar it was full of onions which neither Jen or I can have as we are allergic to them in a nether region sort of way (PARP!) so we ended up with sweet and sour chicken instead which was scrummy and some naan breads too deliciouso. I managed to get all my dads xmas pressies wrapped up today I know that sounds like I brought a load of stuff but I got him some slippers and a snuggie and some choccy and the obligitory bottle of booze. probably enough to fill a decent size carrier bag. I never know if I overdo christmas I know that alot of people only give one or two pressies but I always go a little crazy and over the top maybe I am a little like scrooge in reverse I dunno I always think xmas is a magic time of year and thats why I look forward to it and just overdo things blergh Im rambling arent I
I honestly dont know what else has been going on today apart from finding out ;thanks to sparkles101 that today is sesame streets 40th birthday god that makes me feel old I remember the show I remember watching it and in awe of the animations and songs on it. Im gonna post my fave on here later so keep them peeled hehe.
We are off to the car boots tomorrow to find some bargains and maybe get a antiques roadshow heirloom for 50p or so hmmm well a guy can dream cant he? Just hope the weather is better as there is nothing worse than walking around a field in the middle of nowhere when it is pouring with rain
Hope you have a wonderful weekend whatever you are upto
Enjoy

1. Do you have a favourite part of autumn?
Just going for a walk in the leaves the trees have dropped I just love autumn its the best time of year

2. "It's too cold to snow!" Do you think it ever is?
I dont think it is ever too cold to snow but then again I guess if its too cold then it would be hail hurling out of the sky

3. Do you feel there is still a place for British Summer Time or should we just stop changing the clocks?
Nope I think we should stop buggering about with the clocks it messes up our body clocks and just depresses us all the more

4. Are there certain meals you only eat in certain seasons (salad in summer, stew in winter)?
Nah we have stew in the summer as Jen loves the stuff and salad in the winter as it is a cheap meal or a cheap side dish Grub is grub

5. Autumn is...?
The Rainbow Season with all the different colours of leaves etc etc

Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guiness got in common?

A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!

Its been a long but weird day today It started off strange as we got to have a lie in this morning as Jen wasnt going to work its a bit bizarre as we started to get into the swing of getting up early hmmm well ok then I started to get into the swing of getting up early I think Jen and Belle were starting to miss thier lie ins. But today I had woke up at the usual silly oclock however so I didnt disturb anyone I just lay in bed and tried to get back to sleep but just as my body started to give up conciousness I was just about to doze off into my dreamland and then suddenly I was ripped from my dive into the land of sleep by someone giving my knocker a damn good banging and no it isnt some dreadful double entendre meaning that Jen was feeling frisky far from it I am afraid it was the door knocked being wrapped loudly as he had some packages for me which were the last few presents for belle xmas sack. Of course that was the end of the lie in so we got up and got little belle up to make sure she was feeling better it seemed like the lie in did her the world of good as she has been up to her usual tricks all day long climbing over us jumping on us and basically just causing mischeif
We decided we would do something very exciting yes of course I am talking about a trip to the TIP we certainly know how to enjoy life dont we hehe but it isnt as bad as it sounds. We had alot of boxes to get rid of as we had the printer box and various other packages that have been delivered which lumbered us with loads of cardboard and packing materials which was starting to take over our spare room. So we lobbed it all into the car and headed off we dumped it all and then popped into the little charity shop that is based in the tip it is really quite good it has shelves and shelves of second hand books, games and just general bric a brac it is like a little treasure trove you never know what you will find we even saw an old Organ there today I asked Jen if she wanted a go and practice on an organ as she might be out of practice but she doesnt seem to appreciate my sense of humour heheee we got some books and then headed off to tescos to get a few bits and bobs to spend the vouchers that came through the post. we spent it on getting belle some more trousers etc then it was back home to chill out for the rest of the night sitting here listening to the fireworks going off around the place, we didnt go to one yet but there is one on ssaturday so we might go and see what they have to offer I just hope that Belle is old enough to enjoy it and it doesnt scare her too much
I hope you have had a great day and you have an even better one tomorrow
Enjoy

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do ?"

Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!"

If only this were real -

how often do you wish this would happen to those smug people on the phone

Yes its true folks I finally managed to do what I have been promising myself I would do all week. I got the printer working at long last its been a heck of a day as usual took Jen to work and then got back to make belles brekkie before ringing my aunt up to make sure that she was ready to go to the market I met up with her and we headed off got some sausage rolls and fresh crusty bread and some fruit and headed back home Belle was enjoying herself pushing her own pushchair around and exploring the gardens on the way back. But when she got back she suddenly went quiet and didnt seem herself at all I put it down to being a little tired still from being up early again for the third day on the trot. But as the day went on she became more and more quiet just lieing on the sofa hugging her teddies rather than running around like a loon. I put her down for a nap and she went out like a light I was sure that would let her catch up on her sleep but when i got her up at 3 to go and pick Jen up she was even worse. the poor little might was tearful and withdrawn even when we got back from picking up Jen she just flaked out on the sofa again I made a quick tea of pizza and chips which is one of her faves but she wouldnt eat it but then she was really sick thankfully after that she came back a little bit more herself so much so we decided to give her a lovely bath her favourite thing to do and she had a bath and then we popped her in bed with her teddies and all and fingers crossed she will be ok tomorrow but it really upsets me I mean I have only been in charge of looking after her for 3 days and she is already sick blergh!.
I am glad that I managed to get the printer installed today working on both puters mine and Jens so that is a good thing I managed to get the washing done too so I am upto date with everything so tomorrow will be a relaxation day for myself and jen who is totally shattered after the last three days. I just hope that Little belle will be feeling ok too I hate it when one of my girls is poorly
Hope you have had a better day.
Enjoy

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!"
He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB!
I'M A LIGHTBULB!" Murphy watches in amazement!
The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
"Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman.
"I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy.

Blimey I dont know what the flip is wrong with me today I am blummin freezing all day long I was up early as usual we got belle up at 7 to get her dressed so we could drop Jen off but little belle wasnt too happy about being woken up for the second day on the trot so early in the morning the first time was great fun but today the novelty wore off and she was a little teary and grumpy for most of the day however when we got back from dropping Jen off and she had some toast and was watching mr maker on TV she was fine although she still looked a little tired so I thought she would have a nice nap I put her down at 1 but would she nap?? oooooh no she threw her toys around the room, screamed and yelled and jumped all over her bed but wouldnt nap I gave up at 2 and brought her back down to watch some TV while I was tidying up I made Jen a cup of tea in a travel mug as she forgot to take one with her this morning so I thought it would be a nice surprise to leave work to one. I got belle in the car and we set off to pick Jen up I got to the end of the road and checked on belle in the rear view mirror and she was fast asleep! DOH!
Anyhow back to the chill of the day I have been freezeing all day I dont know why as the house wasnt cold Belle was nice and toasty and Jen said she wasnt cold etc etc but I have been as cold as a penguins plonker all day long my feet have been like blocks of ice all day so I wont be up much longer today I am off to kip in a moment to get under the blankets and warm up hopefully might even take some lemsip... after all it might be MANFLU!!!! and we all know how disasterous that would be for the planet as a whole Jen just says I am missing her and suffering withdrawl symptoms hehe she has had a long day today they left her on her own all day long and she has hardly had a break all day so she said it has felt like a really long day. Thankfully its her last working day of the week tomorrow so we can have a little lie in on thursday hmm well hopefully we can if belle manages to catch up on her sleep too. I just hope that the rain stays away too so we can have a little daylight rather than be swamped with these darn rain clouds. Hope you have had a great day and I hope you have a great wednesday too
Enjoy

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.'

'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,' said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

Michael, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Auntie Sharon.
Auntie Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she Ran out of bullets.
Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.
Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the f*ck away from Auntie Sharon when she's been drinking’

Want to know how to get revenge on the spammers, and telemarketers, then read on -

(1) The three little words: 'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off ( instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear BT's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset . you have efficiently completed your task.

These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' salesperson to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!

3: When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?

It costs them more than the regular postage 'IF' and when they are returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.

Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... they might need one!
Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... in case their canteen packs up. You get the idea.

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their blank application form ... after all, it is their form!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you return.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all ... you are just returning it!!!!

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the post, but folks ... we need to OVERWHELM them, in order to stop them.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it ... Twice!

Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will not need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very little junk mail anymore.

Wowsers what a day its been hectic to say the least We was up this morning before it was light so Jen could get ready for her first full day of work, we got belle up and had breakfast, then set off by 7.25 as we was unsure what the traffic would be like with the schools back etc however we still arrived by 7.40? dont know how as it is a good 25 minute journey but saying that after I dropped Jen off I got back for 8 again I dont know how. As I was obeying the speed limits etc (honest officers) I got back and there on the doormat was a letter from the postman saying that he came at 7.35 and had 7 packages to deliver soI would have to pick them up from the delivery office so I waited around until 9.30 so that the rush hour would be definitely over. I got belle back in the car and we headed off I got to the post office and the lady brought a royal mail postage sack out for me and told me to take the bag too so it was lobbed into the car and we headed back home to get the laundry done and to tidy around a little. Checking the phone when I returned I discovered my aunt had rang up just for a chat I will ring her tomorrow I just don’t have the time I am sooo behind with my plots and plans for the day. I settle down into my duties when the phone rings I think it might be my aunt again so I answer it is a guy from the DVLA saying that I should ignore the letter telling me that I have a driving test on the 31st December?!?! I have no such letter he says well when you get it just ignore it as My test is actually on the 18th I thank him for his call and replace the receiver, then hear a knock at the door it is the postman delivering the aforementioned letter talk about timing!. Oh well back to the chores I put the first lot of laundry in the dryer and get the next load ready to pop in the machine. I look up at the noticeboard and remember to check out the flyer about the mother and toddler group that i have an appointment to go and see tomorrow at 11. I grab the flyer and there written on the top is appointment at 11am on the 2/11 ...... Hmmmm 2/11 ..... that sounds familiar! AAAAAAARRRRGH its today that belle has the appointment not tomorrow Its already 11.30! we drop everything Belle is bundled into the car again still munching her chocolate maltesters. I drive up onto the highstreet to find the daycare place which is down the side of the local chippy I head in and almost fall over the health visitor who I have the appointment with she is on her way out. “Im sooooo sorry” I blurt out and explain the misunderstanding she was very understanding and while belle played with the toys etc I had a chat to Gemma the health visitor she wanted to know if I was concerned about anything etc etc made sure that Belle could talk and walk and climb etc etc then she measured her and introduced me to a lady called Jane who gave us lots of info about other nurserys etc around the area. Then I was given a book bag by the health visitor before they started to wrap up the place for the day so we jumped back in the car to return to our dutiesI made some lunch which belle duely chomped before I put her down for a little nap at around 2pm which she sooo needed as she has been up all day earlier than she usually is. But then i had to wake her up again at 3 so she could get ready to go and pick mommy up at 3.30 we got there for 10 to four another shockingly quick scoot down the back roads I swear that I never broke one speed limit so I don’t know why I am getting there so quickly all of a sudden?!?! Jen comes out at 4.00 beaming like a Cheshire cat she has had a fantastic day and loves her job which is great but she is totally shattered now and so I drive her back home ready for her to have a little rest while I knock up a quick curry pie and noodles for tea followed by an apple strudel and custard yummmmm then its off to sleep for belle and I can finally sit down to rest holy moly what a day half the things I had planned for the day have fallen by the wayside including sorting out the printer, wrapping more pressies for xmas and other bits and bobs but hey ho tomorrow is another day and now I don’t have to take belle to the daycare group then I have a day of relaxation hopefully although saying that i might take her to another group thats just down the road as she loved today playing with the other kids etc I just hope its a little calmer than today
Heres hoping, Im off to kip in a minute to get some zzz's before tomorrows early morning
Hope you had a better day than me
Enjoy tomorrow

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spreadeagled and says "You know what I want don't you ?"

"Yeah," says Paddy... "The whole friggin' bed by the looks of it!"

well slap a salami and smother a snake with satsumas if it hasnt been a heck of a day we overslept this morning and have been chasing our tails ever since we wanted to go car booting but the weather was horrible ; the rain rattling at the windows, the wind blowing people inside out it was hellish! Eventaully we decided to get up and go anyway otherwise we would have been in danger of spending the day in bed hiding from the storm that was raging outside. so we all got up and dived in the car pulled off the drive and thats where the fun part of the drive ended it was a nightmare every single road we went down either was closed or had workmen digging up various parts of it or rather one workman was digging up various bits of it while other people stood round drinking tea and smiling as we managed to drive past them GRRRRRR we wasnt sure where we were going so we was relying a little on the satnav but it kept leading us to dead ends and asking me to turn down roads that no longer exist or at one point it asked me to turn left and I ended up on someones driveway?!! I am starting to think that the cosmos has a plan to keep me in the house first the DVLA gets me to retake my test and now I cant get out of the town without coming across a roadblock of one type or another, eventually after travelling around the majority of warwickshire we managed to get to the car boot/flea market. It seemed like such a let down too normally it is a fantastic car boot but with all the riding around in the car it didnt put us in the right mood to find any bargains we ended up grabbing a burger for breakfast/dinner and then headed back home stopping off to grab some goodies from the local market.
I swear that as soon as we got through the door of the house the rain stopped the wind died down and the sun started shining! aaaaargh! oh well we had a pretty productive day from thereon in we tidied and then I wrote out a list of what we have in the freezer before sorting out our printer we have had one for over a month but havent connected it to the wireless system yet I managed to dig it out of the spare room that seems to have turned into a dumping ground for everything that doesnt fit into any other specific room in the house I am gonna peek through the instructions and have a go at hooking it up tomorrow while Jen is at work. Not a minute too soon either I have to get it up and working so I can start printing off some of my CV's in an attempt to get a job working from home I have to try and get something as next year belle will be going to nursery from around aprilish half a day all week long so I will be redundant
The rest of the day has been pretty quiet apart from the usual bath night fun of mopping up the water Belle has splashed all over the floor while she was having her bathtime play. We have finished off whats left of the Halloween candy, so all we have to do now is find out where belle has hidden her stash
Im off to kip now as we have to get up at silly oclock in the morning to get jen to work for 8 hope you all have a wonderful night and an enjoyable Monday and I will see you all tomoz
Enjoy