And now the end is near and so we reach the final cuuuuuuurrrtain! etc etc yes indeed I never thought I would see this day just one more day until my life working here is over and I can trundle off into the sunset with my hanky full of my goodies and free in the knowledge I never again have to darken this office. I will be free to breathe unairconditioned real air and I will get to see what the weather is doing outside my brain will be kickstarted into working again and I will be the jolliest guy around since santa squeezed his ample backside down that first chimney on christmas eve.

Yes this is indeed my penultimate blog entry from this place I laughingly refer to as work and I will be free soon after blogging tomorrow but never fear I will be blogging after leaving this place .... what do you mean thats what you was scared of I shall be online but maybe not as often as I am now after all I will have stuff to do when I am out of this place but seriously I know some of you are concerned I wont be blogging but dont worry I will still be here you cant get rid of me that easily hahahahaha evil chuckle

I dont know about everyone else but Im getting sick of the news to be honest there seems to be nothing newsworthy out there at the moment just stupid drivel that is thrown on front pages in a vain attempt to flog papers! If things dont pick up soon I will be forced to read the sport!

Woooo Hoooo I have just been sitting here tapping away my blog posting for the day and a manager walked in and handed me my last ever payslip for this place wooo hooo what a marvelous feeling I dont know why I am that excited I dont even get paid until next monday but it is just a good feeling that it is in my hand and I know how much I will get yaaaay god its at times like this I wish I still drank alchyhol! still never mind I will find some way of spending I am sure

Well Im off to make a list of stuff I have to do before I go I know that sounds very sad but my memory seems to have given up the ghost lately so I need a reminder. I hope you have a lovely day and manage to avoid the showers that have been promised.
Enjoy