I have been tagged and feel the need for blog so here goes hold on tight it will be a slipperly slidey and sometimes moist ride

1. There are crumbs in your bed cos lets face it you don't live in a show home. What kind of cookies do those crumbs come from?
Has to be a little digestive or two from mcviteas :) those darn crumbs get everywhere ;)

2. You are sitting on the toilet brushing your teeth cos you are hung over as normal. What got you that drunk?
hmmm depends what I am brushing my teeth with normally its the loo brush BLERGH! but Im tea total now thank gawd, and my toilet has never been shinier :D but if I was forced I would have to say a nice whisky or two with one of those aftershock mouth wash thingys to start ....... aaaah fond memories

3. You have been dumped cos well, lets face it .. you are a loser. What comfort food do you grab? (after sticking pins in a voodoo doll obviously)
a nice shepherds pie maybe with jelly and Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food to finish as I snack on some doritos too before crying into my pillow why me why meeeeee! :'(

4. Your wife/husband has pissed you off (that means angry in the US by the way ... not watersports) so you decide to go have an expensive gourmet meal on his/her credit card. What do you order?
not a big eater but I would nip down the local pub buy a round of drinks or several then have a slap up nosh and order everything on the menu taking only a couple of mouthfuls of each after all I aint paying ;) then for dessert I would have the whole trolley.... well all the cakes anyway I would leave the handle and wheels behind first ;) before ending on a few liquer coffees then going home and showing the said wife what I had eaten ;) multicoloured yawn style ;)

5. Sitting in church (waiting for the lightning to strike you) and you have a book/magazine tucked inside the hymn sheet. What is it?
secret diary of adriuan mole :) love that book and can still chuckle at it now and again hehe

I hereby tag .......

lldeb - blogs for life

MAchick - so she can get her revenge especially on the multicoloured yawn.

Lizzie233 - you gotta give it a try :)

Mycorneroftheworld - to join in the mayhem