a man and a looooong time

Hiya one and all I am here now at Jens sisters house we finished emptying our home out today and we are handing the keys back in tomorrow I just wanted to let you all know that I am missing you all loads and cant wait to get back online just 10 more days to go until we head off into the sunset again woo hoo hope you are all ok and I look forward to catching up with you all soon
Enjoy & Take care

The Iraq War

So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.

"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his
face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"

dont stop laughing

dont you forget about me

SICK JOKES
"Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?"
"Shut up, you'll wake your father."
"Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?"
"Shut up and help me get Gran off the doorknob."
"Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Dad's between my legs?"
"You will when you get older, Lucy!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"
"Shut up and get back in the sack."
"Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?"
"Shut up and kiss me."
"Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?"
"Shut up and deal."
"Mommy, Mommy! Granpa's going out!"
"Well throw some more petrol on him then."
"Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?"
"Shut up and eat your meat loaf."
"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"
"Shut up, we haven't finished your Grandmother yet."
"Mommy, Mommy! Dad just poisoned my kitten!"
"Never mind dear. Perhaps he had to do it."
"No he didn't , he promised me I could!"
"Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?"
"Shut up and eat your soup before it clots."
"Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?"
"I don't know dear, ask your father."
"Mommy, Mommy! Dad's running down the street!"
"Shut up and step on the accelerator!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?"
"Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Can I war a bra now I'm 16?"
"Shut up, Albert."
"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagra Falls!"
"Shut up and get back in the barrel!"
"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia."
"Shut up and keep swimming."
"Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?"
"Shut up and comb your face."
"Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?"
"Shut up you little snot."
"Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles"
"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
"Mommy, Mommy! The milkman's here. Have you got the money or should I go out and play?"

so today will be my last definate post before we head back to the UK I might be able to log on once or twice at Jodis place but it wont be a regular blog like it has been it is with a heavy heart I have to say goodbye to blogland at least on a daily basis but never fear fellow bloggers on the words of muscular arnie I'll be Back! just as soon as possible you know I hate being without the internet access its gonna be hell without it but it will make me all the more determined to get settled and get it all sorted out. so I can make a victorious return back to my beloved blogland and maybe get my blog to be featured again
It wont be the last day I am on blog as the internet isnt gonna be taken from me until monday but I will be busy the next couple of days just getting it all ready and just tidying up the last few bits and bobs around the apartment before we make the move to jodis before of course we make the big move to the UK I know that i have probably bored you all rigid lately talking about going back to the UK and stuff but I am truely excited I know that we came here hoping that it would be the place where we thought we would spend the rest of our lives but when we got here and realised that jobs were even scarecer and stuff was even more expensive and if you have anything wrong with you such as an illness like my MS then people basically do not want to know not to mention the medical costs are further than through the roof they are through the stratasphere! I just want to get back to home. I know it sounds kinda sad or I sound like I have given up on the dream etc but sometimes it is best to just reach that point where you have to decide and Jen and I did we both wanted to go back to the UK and thats what we hope to do within the next three weeks.
I will miss the old place though and the friends that I have made I hope you will all take care of yourselves and still be around when I get back on cos I sure am gonna need help and a little moral support when i get settled. In the mean time keep smiling and be happy.
Enjoy

no photos please

have a nice night all

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!' "Why not" said the officer. "Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and its almost the same." "But you did not stop" replied the officer, "and the sign says STOP." "But the way was clear and it was safe" replied the motorist. The officer then pulls out his batton and starts hitting the motorist. "What are you doing!" yells the motorist in surprise. "Do you want me to slow down or stop" says the officer.