a man and a looooong time

nighty night folk hope you have a great night

Thank you sesame street for all the memories

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

Its Fridaaaaaaay woo hooo whack my wobblies and wet a welly if it isnt the start of the weekend already what a week all in all not bad a few ups and downs but the ups outweigh the downs so thats gotta be a good thing right? today has been a short but kinda busy day I am not really sure what I have done that was busy but I seem to have been pretty busy we got up Jen nipped to the post office and when she came back we went to iceland in redditch to grab a couple of things for the freezer then we popped into aldis and pound stretcher before coming home dont ever let it be said that I dont know how to enjoy a friday or show my wife a good time hehe. we had a great dinner tonight though Jen said she was gonna make a chicken korma but when she opened the jar it was full of onions which neither Jen or I can have as we are allergic to them in a nether region sort of way (PARP!) so we ended up with sweet and sour chicken instead which was scrummy and some naan breads too deliciouso. I managed to get all my dads xmas pressies wrapped up today I know that sounds like I brought a load of stuff but I got him some slippers and a snuggie and some choccy and the obligitory bottle of booze. probably enough to fill a decent size carrier bag. I never know if I overdo christmas I know that alot of people only give one or two pressies but I always go a little crazy and over the top maybe I am a little like scrooge in reverse I dunno I always think xmas is a magic time of year and thats why I look forward to it and just overdo things blergh Im rambling arent I
I honestly dont know what else has been going on today apart from finding out ;thanks to sparkles101 that today is sesame streets 40th birthday god that makes me feel old I remember the show I remember watching it and in awe of the animations and songs on it. Im gonna post my fave on here later so keep them peeled hehe.
We are off to the car boots tomorrow to find some bargains and maybe get a antiques roadshow heirloom for 50p or so hmmm well a guy can dream cant he? Just hope the weather is better as there is nothing worse than walking around a field in the middle of nowhere when it is pouring with rain
Hope you have a wonderful weekend whatever you are upto
Enjoy

1. Do you have a favourite part of autumn?
Just going for a walk in the leaves the trees have dropped I just love autumn its the best time of year

2. "It's too cold to snow!" Do you think it ever is?
I dont think it is ever too cold to snow but then again I guess if its too cold then it would be hail hurling out of the sky

3. Do you feel there is still a place for British Summer Time or should we just stop changing the clocks?
Nope I think we should stop buggering about with the clocks it messes up our body clocks and just depresses us all the more

4. Are there certain meals you only eat in certain seasons (salad in summer, stew in winter)?
Nah we have stew in the summer as Jen loves the stuff and salad in the winter as it is a cheap meal or a cheap side dish Grub is grub

5. Autumn is...?
The Rainbow Season with all the different colours of leaves etc etc

Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guiness got in common?

A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!

Its been a long but weird day today It started off strange as we got to have a lie in this morning as Jen wasnt going to work its a bit bizarre as we started to get into the swing of getting up early hmmm well ok then I started to get into the swing of getting up early I think Jen and Belle were starting to miss thier lie ins. But today I had woke up at the usual silly oclock however so I didnt disturb anyone I just lay in bed and tried to get back to sleep but just as my body started to give up conciousness I was just about to doze off into my dreamland and then suddenly I was ripped from my dive into the land of sleep by someone giving my knocker a damn good banging and no it isnt some dreadful double entendre meaning that Jen was feeling frisky far from it I am afraid it was the door knocked being wrapped loudly as he had some packages for me which were the last few presents for belle xmas sack. Of course that was the end of the lie in so we got up and got little belle up to make sure she was feeling better it seemed like the lie in did her the world of good as she has been up to her usual tricks all day long climbing over us jumping on us and basically just causing mischeif
We decided we would do something very exciting yes of course I am talking about a trip to the TIP we certainly know how to enjoy life dont we hehe but it isnt as bad as it sounds. We had alot of boxes to get rid of as we had the printer box and various other packages that have been delivered which lumbered us with loads of cardboard and packing materials which was starting to take over our spare room. So we lobbed it all into the car and headed off we dumped it all and then popped into the little charity shop that is based in the tip it is really quite good it has shelves and shelves of second hand books, games and just general bric a brac it is like a little treasure trove you never know what you will find we even saw an old Organ there today I asked Jen if she wanted a go and practice on an organ as she might be out of practice but she doesnt seem to appreciate my sense of humour heheee we got some books and then headed off to tescos to get a few bits and bobs to spend the vouchers that came through the post. we spent it on getting belle some more trousers etc then it was back home to chill out for the rest of the night sitting here listening to the fireworks going off around the place, we didnt go to one yet but there is one on ssaturday so we might go and see what they have to offer I just hope that Belle is old enough to enjoy it and it doesnt scare her too much
I hope you have had a great day and you have an even better one tomorrow
Enjoy