a man and a looooong time

do you think Jen would accept this excuse for a camera in the bedroom

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND A GREAT WEEKEND

I hope you have as good a time as these guys are heheehhee

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

Psssst yes its me over here hiding behind my laptop I hope I can trust you enough to keep a secret Jen Belle and I went to a farm shop today its one my aunt loves but I just had to go as they serve the most amazing pies there along with some tasty bits and bobs too and my aunt was working today so we headed off to meriden and had a good rootle about in the shop stocked up on some posh grub and headed home before my aunt finished work she has often said that if she finds out we have been there without us then she will disown us hehehe I know it is said in jest really but just on the safe side just keep it between the two of us me and the rest of blogland
we had a good morning though and came back to do the laundry as Jen wanted her uniform washed ready to head off to work tomorrow once again the laundry is all done and upto date at least until tomorrow morning hehe Of course I made a terrible mistake as I didnt check Jens pockets and it had her security fob in there to access her work tomorrow we just hope it works tomorrow when she goes in
My aunt came over in the afternoon as she hadnt seen belle for a while so she came over and we had a nice cuppa tea and chat it was lovely to see her I mean we talk on the phone alot and all but its not the same as seeing people is it.
Tonight was a little bit of a treat though something different to staying in infront of the goggle box we had lunch and then all piled into the car and headed off towards alcester as we noticed as I was picking Jen up from work the other day that the church was having a bazaar tonight and tomorrow so we headed off into it we are a sucker for a tombola and raffle, jen won a eye wrinkle cream and I won a tea cosy in the shape of a cat on the tombola and we brought some cakes too all I can say is bless those ladies of the WI they make wonderful cakies it was £3 quid each for us to get in and we spent a fair bit in there so we did our bit for the church. There is one even closer to us next weekend so we will be trying our luck again not to mention stocking up on some cheap cakies too hehe. One thing I have to say though is that they have gotta have overdone it on the sugar in the icing as I am currently floating round the room on a sugar high hehe
Well that wraps up another week then the weekend has started and tomorrow as jen is at work i am thinking of heading into solihull to see dad I havent rang him up and told him just incase my brother is there etc and he tries to put me off going so I think I will be heading over that way fingers crossed after all he is my dad too and I want belle to see him now and again too its not right that we have to make an appointment to see him just incase my brother is coming over. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend and a lovely night tonight and remember mums the word not a word to my aunt about the trip to the farmshop
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or is this the real reason??

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."
The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

I swear I do not know what the heck is wrong with me lately I get nervous/worried or uptight about anything and everything I dont know why. I have been dreading going to the job centre today and why? because I thought that they wouldnt believe I had an illness or I thought that they would say that I should just stop messing around get off my big fat arse and get a job!! I of course couldnt have been further from the truth but I am like that all the time even going out for a drink or a curry with my mates I have to force myself to do it in fact I have to force myself to say yes to their invite it is terrible I wouldnt mind but I have no reason to fear these events or no need to shun them either as I always have a great time when I am out and its nice to catch up with everyone but I honestly get so nervous about everything I dont know why I never used to be like this I used to be very outgoing actually organising all these get togethers and stuff but just lately I am turning into something of a recluse! if I am not careful I will end up like the grinch! I already have the permanently mopey look I hate that I am like this I never used to be like it I bet Jen thinks she married a right miserable old git at times!
Anyhow I bet you are all dying to know how I got on at the job centre arent you? ....... what do you mean NO! well Im gonna tell you anyway and you are gonna sit there and darn well read it I got there and went into the security guard who was standing in the doorway/!?! when did this happen? I remember the days when I used to go into a job centre and there was a lovely friendly receptionist sitting there only too happy to help but now we have something out of gorillas in the mist only less helpful and less communicative too he grunted and motioned towards a chair so I took it as some sort of invitation to sit down either that or he wanted me to eat it with him?? anyhow after a while a lovely lady called my name and I hobbled to her desk. She explained that she could send me to a company that specialises in disabilities and getting people back to work and I said that would be ideal she said I would have an appointment through in 3 - 4 weeks which I thanked her for and she practically fell over herself to help me giving me a number to ring to help get belle into nursery or school etc and telling me about all the benefits I could apply for etc etc I thanked her for her time and help and she said she wished me the best that was amazing I was petrified before I went in too blergh I really have to overcome this self hatred and ground zero self worth! Anyhow its good news by the looks of it on the job front this lady said that the company is really good and they will have no trouble getting me something wooo hooo so you see I am not that useless blob that I thought I was hmm or maybe I am and they will be able to use me as a doorstop or something hehe
We have a lazy day tomorrow so that means we can have a little lie in and chill out although that probably means I will spend the day wondering round for something to do
Hope you have a great day and remember its Friday so Smile and enjoy the last working day of the week
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